- you spend twenty minutes watching your belly for another kick or punch from the baby =)
- you need assistance trimming and painting your toenails (that are seemingly growing like wildfire)
- you use said toes to pick things up off the floor to avoid bending over
- you can smell your husband's sweat when he walks in the door and you're in the other room
- you need a nap thirty minutes after you got out of bed
- you have to sleep sitting up to avoid middle-of-the-night acid reflux (gross and ouch!)
- you laugh and cry in the same moment and for no good reason
- getting out of the bed, off the couch, or in the car take way more energy than they should
More to come...
Ladies: Feel free to add your own as a comment
Guys: You know your wife is pregnant when...
you sneeze and dribble in your pants!! Not that, that ever happened to me!!
ReplyDeleteoh or how bout when you roll over or attempt to roll over from side to side it seriously takes an act of God!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely agree with the rolling over thing!
ReplyDeleteHaven't had the sneeze and dribble happen yet - but I definitely am careful when I sneeze because it hurts!